I Swear & I Know Things
For people who are done being the strong one.
Real talk. Deep insight. Zero pretending.
Frequently Uttered Questions
Because I’m a swear-y fairy and I love to say FUQ
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Are you a coach?
Nope. -
Will you teach me the secret to manifesting millions?
Nope. -
Can I send you unsolicited DMs?
FUCK! NOPE. -
Can I get a discount if I send you a 5-page sob-story?
Nope. -
Can I cold pitch you my services?
Nope. -
Can you swear less?
FUUUUCK! NOPE! -
Will you say the thing I already know but don't want to hear?
Absolutely. -
Will you lovingly call out my self-abandonment mid-sentence?
100%
Here’s the Deal
Hi! I’m Suzanne, The Nope Coach
I was done breaking even.
I spent years running a coaching business, helping women set boundaries while I kept crossing my own. People need boundaries desperately, but most don’t want to pay for them. I was emotionally, energetically, and financially running a one woman non profit.
So I did what I tell everyone else to do.
I stopped abandoning myself.
Now I lead with what I do best.
I Know Things about the patterns that keep you stuck.
Not “I glanced at your star chart and now I’m your guru” vibes.
More like: you start talking and I mirror back the truth your soul has been whispering all along about your boundaries, your burnout, and where you are betraying yourself, clear, grounded, and occasionally sweary.
This Is Where It All Lives
The Done Era
- Come as you are.
- No fixing required.
- Self first, no guilt.
If you are done circling the same patterns, second guessing yourself, and carrying everyone else’s emotional luggage, this is your front door.
The Done Era is my paid community on Skool. It is where my real work happens. Group readings. Live calls. Audio drops. Real conversations about boundaries, burnout, and self abandonment. Permission to stop performing.
The Done Era is built on:
- No pressure to fix yourself.
- No pretending you are fine.
- No free emotional labour.
This is not a course you consume and forget.
It is a place you land.
This Space is For You If…
- You’re the go-to for everyone else but can’t remember the last time you checked in on you.
- Spiritually curious, woo adjacent, allergic to fakery.
- Tired of looking like you have got it together when you are running on empty.
- You want clarity without being treated like a project..
- Done with fluff and craving the truth.
TL;DR
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- I’m Suzanne Culberg.
- I like to swear. I know things.
- I stopped coaching.
- I built The Done Era.