I Swear & I Know Things

Real talk. Deep insight. Zero pretending.

 Also known as: Truth-telling. Energy-reading. No sugar-coating.

Frequently Uttered Questions

Because I’m a swear-y fairy and I love to say FUQ

Here’s the Deal

Hi! I’m Suzanne, The Nope Coach

I was done breaking even.

I spent years running a coaching business – helping women set boundaries while I kept crossing my own. People need boundaries (desperately), but most don’t want to pay for them.
I was emotionally, energetically, and financially running a one-woman non-profit.

So, I did what I tell everyone else to do:
I stopped abandoning myself.
Now, I lead with what I do best:

I Know Things.

Not “I glanced at your star chart and now I’m your guru” vibes.
More like: you start talking and I mirror back the truth your soul has been whispering all along – clear, grounded, and occasionally sweary.

So, What the Hell Is an...

“I Know Things” Reading

Think of it as a soul mirror. I read your energy, say the thing no one else will, and reflect your knowing back to you – loud and clear.

You’ll walk away with:

This isn’t therapy. It’s not coaching. It’s not fortune-telling.
It’s you finally hearing what you already know, without the noise.

This Space is For You If…

Work With Me

I Know Things - Group Audio Reading

Kick off your week with 20(ish) minutes of no-fluff, all-feels intuitive insight. I read the energy, pull the cards, and tell it like it is – truth bombs, healing, and the occasional weird-but-perfect song included. Delivered straight to your inbox every Monday. It’s not a horoscope. It’s not a pep talk. It’s your energetic check-in from someone who knows things.

I Know Things - Personalised Audio Reading

A no-fluff, intuitive deep dive where I read your individual energy and reflect back the truth you've been avoiding, but desperately need to hear. This is a fully personalised, channeled audio reading with your name (and energy) on it. I won’t predict your future - I’ll reflect your energy. Delivered to your inbox within 7 days.

The Wallop - Private Zoom Session

Bring your chaos, confusion, or crisis and get clarity, sass, and intuitive truth in one potent hour - live on zoom. This isn’t coaching. It’s a reckoning.

Still Reading?

You’ll probably love my emails. They’re sweary, soulful, and 100% fluff-free. No funnels. No fake urgency. Just real talk, permission slips, and “holy sh*t, me too” moments.

TL;DR

(Too Lazy; Didn't Read)

If you’re done putting yourself dead last: