Let’s get one thing straight:
I’m not a “psychic,” I don’t wear a turban (except maybe for flair) and I won’t pretend to be your spiritual concierge.
But I know things.
Every Monday, I spill that cosmic tea in a punchy 20-minute(ish) audio reading that drops into your inbox like divine clockwork. 💌
It’s like a horoscope met your higher self at a cocktail party and brought oracle cards as a plus-one.
No sugar-coating. No vague woo. Just real, intuitive insight, served hot with a side of sass and soul.
🌙 How It Works
Every week, I sit down, tune in, and record a fresh, unfiltered audio message just for the group.
No scripts. No recycling. No B.S.
Think:
🔮 Oracle cards
🎤 Channelled messages
🌀 Energy healings
📝 Journal prompts
🎶 The occasional song (yep, it happens)
Each reading is totally unique, because the energy is different every week and so are you.
I receive regular group readings from Suzanne and absolutely love them. At first I wasn’t sure if distance or group readings would feel meaningful, but they really do. Even when not every detail resonates, there’s always a gem of wisdom in there.
⚡ What You Get
- A 20-minute(ish) intuitive audio reading delivered straight to your inbox every Monday (or Sunday, depending on where you live - “Hi from Sydney!” 👋)
- Access to powerful insights, energy clearings, and those “HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?!” moments
- Zero-fluff spiritual real talk that you’ll actually use
- Yours to download and keep forever
💸 Your Investment
Because magic should be accessible and high-impact:
Single reading
$15 AUD
One-off readings are perfect if you’re curious or just need a hit of clarity
Monthly
$50/month AUD
Ongoing magic, emailed every Monday till you say stop.
Saves $180/year!
Yearly
$500/year AUD
Yep, that’s a year of weekly readings for the ride-or-die types (you know who you are)
Saves $280/year!
Whether it’s a group reading or one meant for just me, I look forward to each one with excitement, and also with deep gratitude for Suze’s skill and intuition.
💡 A Few Things You Should Know
Because I Cast Boundaries Like Spells
- This is a group reading. If you're after something more personal, head to my 1:1 sessions.
- I don’t do predictions - no lotto numbers, no soulmate timelines, no “when will I get pregnant?”
- All sales are final. Sometimes the reading won’t hit - it happens. But when it does, ohhh you’ll feel it.
💫 Ready to Get In On This?
You can join anytime before Monday to get that week’s reading.
No booking. No Zoom link. Just magic, emailed directly to you.
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Frequently Uttered Questions
(because we all know how much I like to say FUQ!)
No, I record the audio and send it to you via email.
That’s no problem! You will receive the reading via email on Monday, Sydney time. Depending on where you live, that might be Sunday.
The readings happen every Monday. You can:
- join for single readings as often as you want
- or join the membership to automatically get the readings to your inbox every Monday.
All sales are final. Sometimes the reading won’t hit – it happens. But when it does, ohhh you’ll feel it.
You can cancel the memberships or switch between the plans at any time. You should retain access until the end of your billing cycle.